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Google burn 

(noun): A catastrophe, of any kind but usually financial, in a person's life brought about by having controversial or objectionable material on the internet under his or her real name, the catastrophe being usually inflicted in the form of unemployment, litigation, or withdrawing investments.
(verb): To use information discovered by typing a person's name into an Internet search engine (such as Google), to cause that person to suffer a catastrophe of a usually financial nature, often in the form of unemployment, litigation, or withdrawing investments.
(n)No, your boss has to have found your blog with a search engine for it to be a Google burn. If he found it by catching his secretary reading it, you just got dooced.

(v)"This guy was going to loan me fifty thousand dollars to start my landscaping business, but then he found my erotic webcomic and canceled his offer."
"Ouch, man. You got Google burned."
Google burn by BeefotronX September 17, 2005
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Googlebunk 

v. To debunk a common misconception or misrepresentation of information through a simple Google search that usually lasts no more than 10 minutes
~My friend told me the Moon Landing was staged but I was able to Googlebunk that nonsense~

SEE: Birthers, Death Panels, Staged Moon Landing, Flat Earth Society
Googlebunk by Guy Fawkes III November 10, 2009

googleburt 

Googleburt is where a male is on a computer and the partner comes and gives him head but the computer guy starts choking and the head person chokes in the penis head computer google burt googleburt choking
"Hey joey, can you remember last night when we got so drunk we started docking?"
"Yeah, the best part was when we googleburted"
"Yeah, that was a good googleburt"

googleburging 

When a man and a woman decide to play a game involving hiding ice in body each others body cavities and then searching for them. It is primarily done in the woman's body cavities.
Hey Ashley, lets go pick up some ice from Jack in the Box. Its really thin ice, perfect for googleburging. We could googleburg for at least half an hour if we get a large.
googleburging by CJ Z December 25, 2008

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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