Google Time

That special time of the day spent wasting company money by dicking around on the internet. Most google time occurs between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m.

"Screw the deadline, it's google time baby"

"Brett's boss found him in the middle of a serious Google Time session. Needless to say, he got written up."

Google Time by kmnprime February 18, 2010

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Google Time

When you have no idea what something is, so you Google it.

"I don't know shit about this. Google time "

Google Time by SoldYerSpy February 28, 2015

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google-time

"invest a little google time"
deciding that an idea, problem or fact is deserving of several minutes of research via google.com

Your time is valuable and the internet is full of distractions thus making google-time a commodity.

after recent conversations with my wife, I've decided to invest a little google-time into better understanding why our betta fish hasn't eaten anything since we bought him almost 2 weeks ago.

google-time by cweave January 25, 2011

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googletime

time to go on the internet- usually takes place in school during computer class, where no work is done and everyone just plays minigolf.

teacher: This is NOT googletime boys.

boys: Googletime!

teacher: I'm going straight down to the vice principles office if there's any messing. I'm not putting up with it.

googletime by U NO WHOO July 20, 2008

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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