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Aidan get you cock out of your brother you goofy guy
Goofy guy by Betterthanaidanatcod August 25, 2022

Goofy guy the silly 

Person: goofy guy the silly is trash
Me: that might be me but I agree

Goofy ahh Nicaraguan guy 

a person who is goofy and from Nicaragua
he was such a Goofy ahh Nicaraguan guy

Goofy ass bummy homeless guy 

A stupid guy or girl usually named Jackson or nicknamed raker. These people are goofy enough to jump off a bridge onto cement.
Your Goofy ass bummy homeless guy is being really crazy. He keeps on asking to f my girl.

gooey guyser 

when a guy cums in a girls mouth she swallows he sticks it in her pussy and she pukes it back up
i had to clean up the floor because my girl friend pulled a gooey guyser
gooey guyser by Bob Mcfish June 3, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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