Goofuxian

The act of taking powerful medications 'goofballs' , and masterbating until you bleed.

I can't believe that Fantikerz and Martyj were Goofuxian together last night; They usually act so civil.

by GamingHeavens February 27, 2011

Goofiano Dildonaldo

It is the name of a mystical creature from the oily lands of the Camel League.

A renowned tap in merchant and a penalty machine, he is known to assault children and is an enemy to all chairs and teachers.

Scientist 1: Did you hear of the rare creature discovered today?
Scientist 2: Yeah, I heard of Goofiano Dildonaldo

by Assiano Cocknaldo Lover April 27, 2023

Goofianspontaneous

A word that describes something so fucked up, so unbelievably cringe, that there is no limit to the complete garbage, trash, utter non-sense that said person has spoken.

Person A: "Well, I think all criminals deserve a second chance. Even pedophiles! They know what they did was wrong, so putting them in jail is unnecessarily cruel, and I think they should at least have one more chance at society."

Person B: "That is some *Goofianspontaneous* behavior right there. Go the fuck outside, you sick brat."

by The DICKtionary Man October 19, 2023