Goofinitis

when someone is such a goof that you just can't with them anymore

P1: Did you know Jake Paul got diagnosed with goofinitis?
P2: Oh no that's terrible.

by SillyBilly932 April 27, 2023

Googfinitive

adjective
When google definitively backs up a bullshit claim you grasped at in desperation.

Its been googfinitively proven, bitch.

by Teniquay January 15, 2019

Goofinity

A larger number than infinty

My feelings for you are goofinity

by Disowned me February 19, 2019

Goblinitis

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly

She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in

by Goose the moose August 20, 2023

goonitis

A crippling addiction to aggressively rubbing one out, to the point your penis skin becomes numb and red. Those diagnosed with goonitis also have a tendency to do other vile, grobby things. Symptoms can be extreme blistering on the hands, fever, rash/over penile area and hallucinations.

Discovered in the early 2000’s by B. Cedar. Goonitis has become an epidemic in recent years and destroyed the lives of many. Mostly common amongst those between the ages of 12-25.

Bob is such a goon, I think he has goonitis!

by Sav2savB11 January 31, 2024

Goonitis

Goonitis is a horrific addiction which mostly affects male individuals between the ages of 16-25. The addiction has wrecked lives, with the symptoms being disturbing to many. People with Goonitis will find they become addicted to rubbing one out Atleast 6+ times a day. Common signs of Goonitis are hallucinations, severe mood swings, leading to deluded thoughts and behaviour. Blisters on hands.

Have you seen Bobby lately? Apparently he’s got a bad case of Goonitis! The disturbed boy.

by Sav2savB11 February 9, 2024