gooch goblins 

Gooch Goblins are a more sophisticated term for crabs of the gooch.

dude my gooch itches, you more than likely have gooch goblins Jake.
Robert had sex with a prostitute with a fupa it sagged down and touched his gooch, now he has gooch goblins.
Jessica likied to lick my gooch until i got a nasty case of gooch goblins.

gooch goblins by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

Gooch goblins 

Synonymous with crotch critters or Crabs.

Heard David caught the gooch goblins

Gooch goblins by Splane750 March 22, 2021

gooch goblin

term used to describe one who feeds on the gooch, or reigon between the testicles/vagina and anus, regularly

"man you're such a fuckin' gooch goblin."

gooch goblin by the nudist midget February 18, 2004

gooch goblin

1.the same thing as a crotch goblin but with a funnier definition
2. a baby
3. what hides in old lady's gooches

dont open that old lady's legs! a gooch goblin could come out!

gooch goblin by "pop"errrrrattaboy February 2, 2008

Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.

"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"

Gooch Goblin by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019

gooch goblin

1. same as goblin gooch, but describing a person moreso than their chode.
2. Leech.
3. smelly unbathed person.

Hey gooch goblin!
Rob is a fuckin' gooch goblin.

gooch goblin by gooch goblin July 1, 2006

Gooch Goblin

A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".

In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek

later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone

PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"

Gooch Goblin by Angry_Salad December 12, 2024