basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
by Parker. June 6, 2004
1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"
E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"
E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
by BPatek October 7, 2014
Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!
Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?
Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!
Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?
Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!
by AlwayLoading September 18, 2017
A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname.
A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.
Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.
A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.
Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.
by Awesome-One May 24, 2012
Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.
Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"
by PoulterGEIST November 11, 2010
A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name; a nickmame. The first word that comes to mind when your baby starts to crawl, walk, talk. Used only in the most loving of ways with no negative connation at all. A loving nickname for someone who is pure, innocent, warms your heart and makes you smile.
by Debbie January 21, 2005
It means peanut, but we don't use it for talking about peanuts. When a person calls you a goober, take it as a compliment. A "goober" is generally a funny person. The person could be odd, weird, outstanding, popular, social. When called a goober, just laugh. Goober is higher than weird, it's nicer to be called.
Goober could also be used sarcastically. Used sarcastically could be talking towards a serious, stuck-up, or sensitive person. If you want to tick someone off, be sure to call this in front of the person.
Goober could also be used sarcastically. Used sarcastically could be talking towards a serious, stuck-up, or sensitive person. If you want to tick someone off, be sure to call this in front of the person.
Ex 1.
Tannie: Jorgen's such a freaken goober. He ticks me off every time.
Bah: I know! He's so serious.
Ex 2.
Bah: Drew is such a goober.
Tannie: hahahhahhaa yeah he's hilarious!
Tannie: Jorgen's such a freaken goober. He ticks me off every time.
Bah: I know! He's so serious.
Ex 2.
Bah: Drew is such a goober.
Tannie: hahahhahhaa yeah he's hilarious!
by tanya_sue June 16, 2008