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unversity 

People on Facebook who are unable to spell 'University' when it pops up under suggestions. Unfuckingbelievable as to how people who attend university have that on their page.
What the fuck... how can a person go to Harvard Unversity... what the fuck is wrong with them.. people should know how it is spelt if they DO go there.
unversity by The 7th Letter July 29, 2011
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University of Scandal and Corruption 

A Los Angeles-based university that boasts numerous scandals and years of corruption in an attempt to appear as an academic elite and an athletic powerhouse.
If you want to feel embarrassed as an alumnus, then graduate from the University of Scandal and Corruption.

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit

University of Scandal and Conceit, led by Sad Max, became the most corrupt college administration in history. A med school dean was found with a drugged-up 21-year-old woman; he was allowed to remain on faculty, see patients, and raise money until 2017. An FBI sting caught the men’s basketball associate coach taking thousands in bribes. The film school’s chief panhandler, Queen Elizabeth, collected a mountain of dead students while accepting cash from an inside trader ($5M) and director Bryan Singer ($5M) - he was accused of sexual assault of a minor. Queen Elizabeth rejected a $5M female scholarship endowment by rapist Harvey Weinstein only after a student-led petition labeled the gift “blood money.” An entire class of graduate students in the School of Art and Design quit in protest due to poor instruction and academics. A gynecologist sexually abused hundreds of students over 30 years. He resigned with a financial payout. USC declined to inform patients or report him to the state medical board until a nurse filed a complaint about the doctor to an on-campus rape crisis center. An athletic director allegedly accepted more than $1.3 million in bribes including $500K from actress Laurie Loughlin. Loughlin’s daughter, Princess Jaded, bragged on YouTube about attending USC only to attend parties. TMZ found Princess Jaded sunbathing on the head of the USC Board of Trustee’s $100M yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal broke. Apparently, Laurie was not playing with a full house.
Teen: After high school, I want to go to USC - University of Scandal and Conceit.

Parent: The University of Scandal and Conceit? Perhaps you should rethink your options. You have a "C" average. I don't have $10,000 to bribe your way into the university and you don't even play water polo.

Teen: Horses can swim? You don't need to bribe anyone because I'm going to be a film student.

Parent: You want me to pay Queen Elizabeth $1,000 a credit so she can attend European film conferences, while collecting $65,000 a year just for sitting on the board of an editing software company? All you will get after graduation is a job answering phones in West Hollywood and running to Ralph's to restock the production company's kitchen.

Teen: I spend all my time on my iPhone now.

Parent: You're going to a community college for two years, then you can transfer to UCLA, Cal State Northridge, Cal State LA, or Cal State Long Beach. Steven Spielberg had a "C" average in high school and he went to film school at Cal State Long Beach.

Teen: I guess I'll hang out with the Queen Mary for a couple of years.

University of Okla(HOE)ma 

This university is full of fucking hoes who fucking love dick. This bitches will be so obvious about their love for cock and their actions will show that they are literally begging for dick. I wouldn't touch any of these hoes tho because their pussies are probably an STD hive. If any girl is a hoe, she should 100% come to this university. A common nickname for this university is "TardU" but another good one would be "HoeU"
Bro, Mia at the University of Okla(HOE)ma is probably the biggest hoe in Norman, she is always acting up and it's so obvious she wants some fucking dick.
University of Okla(HOE)ma by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Seattle University 

Seattle University is a small, quaint, Jesuit college located in a shithole ghetto section of Seattle and attended by students who couldn't make the bar for University of Washington but wanted to hang out in Seattle's depressing weather anyway because they mistakenly thought Seattle would be a great place to live.
Dude, I heard you didn't make it into UW.

Yeah but I can still hang with you in Seattle's depressing fucking weather 'cause Seattle University let me in. Hopefully that rain doesn't drive us to suicide.
Seattle University by Smack Baby September 14, 2011

University of Ramsbottom 

To mark historic links with the Grant Brothers, the University of Ramsbottom, has announced a limited number of Grant Scholarships in :
* MARKETING (ref. GM306)
* NUCLEAR PHYSICS (ref. GNP783)
* AGRICULTURE (ref. GA332)
* ECONOMICS (ref. GE998)
These full fee scholarships worth approx £25,000 (twenty five thousand sterling) are for Masters Degree Courses of One Year duration . Start date December or June from 2009 onwards.
They are available ONLY for non UK students who already hold an undergraduate degree of AT LEAST Upper Second standard.
Students will be judged on references and verified C.V.(resume)
125 such scholarships are available.
No application forms are issued
Send details to:
Admissions (Grant Scholarships)
University House
Ramsbottom BLO 9AE
Lancashire
United Kingdom
University of Ramsbottom Grant Scholarships welcomed by Secretary of State ....says F.T.

University of Ramsbottom 

Prestigious 5 star rated University with its main Campus in the otherwise unassuming Lancashire(U.K.) town of Ramsbottom
Established in 1968 the University now has a 500 hectare Campus with 65,000 students. It was the first University to be established on the Timothy Leary principle of "Turn on,tune in and drop out"
Most noted for its Business School which can boast 3 former Economics Nobel prizewinners among its 500 strong faculty.
The University also has significant strengths in Archaeology,Nuclear Physics,Philosophy and Agriculture.
University Vice Chancellor, Randolph C. Hopkins has further plans to expand the University to 125,000 students within the next decade.
Applications to Caroline Basingstoke, Applications, University of Ramsbottom,Lancashire,U.K.
Applications to the University of Ramsbottom rose by 23% in 2008, with on average 126 students applying for each place available.
University of Ramsbottom,second only to Oxbridge,in Quality Standards.... says latest Government Report.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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