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Goo-diligence 

Not a word. An attempt by Google employees to infect the English language, in order to market their brand name.
Person 1: Joey, vp of marketing at Google is now having his staff hit all blogs and the like to incorporate Google words into the mainstream vocabulary. He is now trying to add "Goo-diligence". What a joke!

Person 2: Deceiptful, corporate sleezebag, bastard!

Person 1: Yeah.
Goo-diligence by Silverfish April 17, 2006
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Goo-diligence 

Using Google to mediate a dispute between two parties or to do appropriate research.
"What's the proper pronunciation of Cannes? Is it 'can' or 'con'?" "I dunno. Go do your Goo-diligence."

"Is it a blind date?" "Sort of, but I did my Goo-diligence on him, and he's okay."
Goo-diligence by ColdMiser March 8, 2006

Goo-diligence 

what smart girls everywhere do when men whom they recently met brag about their accomplishments
"He told me that he owned a business after he bought me a drink, then I did my Goo-diligence on him and found out that it's his wife's business!!"
Goo-diligence by EMJ April 18, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008