ColdMiser's definitions

helmullet

A thatch of hair cascading out the back of an athlete's helmet, such that the helmet itself seems to have sprouted a mullet.

Sure, the Dolphins' one-and-only "Rasta Running Back" Ricky Williams may lack dedication on the football field. But when it comes to cultivating a first-rate helmullet, he was nearly peerless in his heyday.

by ColdMiser January 20, 2006

antarcditka

A name for Chicago's record-breaking cold and snow onslaught that hit in early January 2014. A popular hashtag on twitter to describe said weather event.

"Dude, our office was closed due to #antarcditka."

by ColdMiser January 6, 2014

Goo-diligence

Using Google to mediate a dispute between two parties or to do appropriate research.

"What's the proper pronunciation of Cannes? Is it 'can' or 'con'?" "I dunno. Go do your Goo-diligence."

"Is it a blind date?" "Sort of, but I did my Goo-diligence on him, and he's okay."

by ColdMiser March 8, 2006