That way cool dude that all the ladies love. He works at Subway and makes a killer sandwich. Gansta playa that gets all deez....PHATITUDE!!!!
by Tommy Van Vliet April 28, 2005
can be defined as "The Big Tub", "The Great One", "The Great White Shark", or simply "The Don of Poker".
by Bob May 5, 2005
A low-level grunt who does the shitwork that nobody else wants to or is willing to do. Usually used in the technical field in reference to data entry.
by epoxybrain June 2, 2005
To go home. Consists of parts of two words "go" and "home" and is put together in a shorter and much easier form.
by Mamma-Janis September 26, 2005
Epic, yet avoidable Fuck Up. Has its origins with Tottenham Hotspurs FC Goalkeeper Huerelho Gomes, who has a nack for making the difficult saves look easy while messing up simple saves
Can also mean a fuck up that is derived from overthinking a situation that requires quick thought.
See also. Usless.
Can also mean a fuck up that is derived from overthinking a situation that requires quick thought.
See also. Usless.
To pull a Gomes: 'Dude, I just dropped my phone in the toilet!'
'Well you shouldn't have been talking on it while having a piss you fucking Gomes'
To Gomes. 'Is this my stop? dang, I hate taking the bus, If I get off here, I can go round the corner to the shop, maybe bump into a hottie and...Ah Fuck...missed it...total Gomes.'
'Well you shouldn't have been talking on it while having a piss you fucking Gomes'
To Gomes. 'Is this my stop? dang, I hate taking the bus, If I get off here, I can go round the corner to the shop, maybe bump into a hottie and...Ah Fuck...missed it...total Gomes.'
by Jazzmonkey April 15, 2011
The COOLEST in the entire UNIVERSE. You're lucky af if you have a João in your life specifically João Gomes because he be intelligent, funny and the most caring dude on this planet.
This mans got self respect on a whole other level, also I could go on about his looks but I'm tryna type this under 5 mins not 100 years.
AND DONT WORRY HE AINT IGNORING YOU HE IS A SOCIALLY AWKWARD INTP <3
This mans got self respect on a whole other level, also I could go on about his looks but I'm tryna type this under 5 mins not 100 years.
AND DONT WORRY HE AINT IGNORING YOU HE IS A SOCIALLY AWKWARD INTP <3
"I need help idk what to dooo"
"bro talk to João Gomes even if he doesn't know how to help he will 100% make you feel happier"
"bro talk to João Gomes even if he doesn't know how to help he will 100% make you feel happier"
by g1ng3r5auru5 January 5, 2022
Easily the best player in Major League Baseball history. His greatness cannot be expressed properly in words. It has been rumored that he is the son of God himself and I don't doubt it for a second.
by Kenny1243 April 25, 2006