golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport
Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.
by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019
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Not Only Is It A Sport That Old Rich Men Play. But It Also A Word To Describe Something That's So Extreme That No Words Could Describe It.
Woah Man!!! Your Clothes Are Too Golf For Me!!!
by Bomroth March 18, 2012
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The world's most boring sport you will every play or hear about
Person 1: hey wanna go golfing?
Person 2:sure why not

Person 2 fell asleep as soon as they made it to the course
by Quality user May 8, 2022
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When someone ask for something,they get it and then do not appreciate it, it makes me GOLF about their well being
by Pressurerushadrenalinedropper September 15, 2023
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A sport for the LGBTQ community, specifically the G...Fags
My gay friend, Nick, plays Golf.
by GEA7042 April 26, 2022
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Jon: Ay yo what sport club you gon sign up for?

Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport
by philswift2 December 7, 2020
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The man decided to walk his dog before meeting with a coworker, because the dog needed to use the bathroom.

The man was practising golf
by pedalpowered1 October 1, 2023
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