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Golf Balling

The act of putting a golf ball in a girl's ass and then pushing it in as far as you can with your penis to see how long she can hold it
by Long Island Stew June 1, 2009
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Golf balling

Breaking into a Golf Course usually somewhere in Idaho and going into the water hazard and getting golf balls for "fun" when someone actually gets paid to do that job.
Hillary wanted us to go golf balling when we all knew that someone else does it to get paid so why would we do his/her job? Plus who would go to Idaho?
by Joey1984 September 12, 2007
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goofballing

The process of using heroin and methamphetemine (aka meth, crystal meth, ice, etc) simultaneously.

Goofballing is achieved by mixing heroin and meth together in a single rig (syringe), and then slamming (injecting) the mixture into a vein.

Procedurally, goofballing is nearly identical to speedballing, except a goofball mixes heroin & meth, where a speedball mixes heroin and cocaine or crack cocaine.

At the most basic & simplistic level, I explain goofballing as “Heroin AM.”

After doing a goofball one will feel all the euphoric, “feel good” effects of the heroin, a “downer” but none of the usual feelings of drowsiness and tendency to nod that goes along with it. Instead, one will feel a burst of energy & creativity, as well as the ability to stay awake for many days in a row (like it or not), from the addition of methamphetemine, an “upper.”

It makes one feel on top of the world, but beware: add too much meth and instead of feeling on top of the world, it can feel like you’re floating away from the earth, a gnarly feeling to be sure, but also highly disconcerting, to put it lightly!
Goofballing kept us dancing all night long, but despite wearing stilettos, my feet didn’t hurt a bit!
by SnowWhyte June 15, 2019
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