Platinumman

Gorgeous and perfect. Loved by everyone. The better version of the clumsy and shitty-ass Goldman.

Nior: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT PERSON?
Goldman: yeah.. 8( that's Platinumman

by Nior's Sister FAITH July 9, 2018

platinumback

A mature human male who has achieved alpha status and consequently copulation with extremely healthy female(s) via wealth, especially with regard to his comparative lack of physical fitness and that of his (commonly exquisite) female companion(s). Derived from the platinum credit card(s) he has + the term silverback of Gorilla fame.

This chick on the beach had the most bangin' rig known to man. She was rocking the bikini up and down the sand. I scoped for the giant ogre I assumed she was with but it turns out she's here with that tubby-looking platinumback who drives the BMW

by rg1980 May 28, 2010

platinumryan

A streamer who doesn't have a consistent schedule and sells his nudes for 69 gibbys

platinumryan is gay

by Basic White guy October 23, 2017

platinumware

a PlayStation 4/5 game, specifically designed to be cheap, and as easy as possible, to grant the user easy Platinum Trophies.

- Dude have you seen "Pig Escape 2" on the ps5?
- Yeah, i heard it's absolute platinumware

by Provilince August 17, 2025