GoldenMiks is a term utilized within situations wherin a subjected person has trouble reading easy words.
GoldenMiks is also a term for people who are stinky, and fat; Matabaho.
So a GoldenMiks is Matabaho
Masha: Hey, have you heard of that guy John Michael? Yeah I've heard he's a GoldenMiks.
Kariano: I actually have! He gives me strong matabaho vibes.
Gab: I like girls
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).