Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
by DSeanK January 28, 2015
WHen you're fucking a chick doggie style, and you start nawing on her back, and you piss inside of her.
by ade2 November 11, 2007
My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,
by GopherHaze May 13, 2016
Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean
After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities
by David Gary David June 19, 2018