Gold member 

A guy who uses magnum condoms...gold wrapped.

Angel is a lucky girl, her boyfriend is a Gold Member.

Gold member by Pilatesbooty January 18, 2015

gold membership trolling 

A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.

Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.

gold membership trolling by The Real Driller March 31, 2020

goldmember 

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

goldmember by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

goldmember 

a crazy dutch bastard - who is obsessed with gold - lost his genitailia in a smelting acident - is peeling - and wants to flood the world

1. "i love GOLD!"
2. "can i paint his yohoo gold?"
3. "im peeling"

goldmember by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

goldmember 

he has a gold PENIS!

goldmember by Anonymous May 26, 2003

goldmember 

A Dutch guy who, like me, eats his own skin flakes.

"Dude, you're like Goldmember eating that shit."

goldmember by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

Goldmember 

A golden penis.

Due to an unfortunate smelting accident, Goldmember had a penis made of gold.

Goldmember by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021