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Person 1: Woah look at all those gojos!
Person 2: Cool
The gojo: YOWAIMO
Gojos by Your mom lol ez November 26, 2023
Person 1: Woah look at all those gojos!
Person 2: Cool
The gojos: YOWAIMO
Gojos by Your mom lol ez November 26, 2023

Gojos_right_ear 

A very very cool person that is funny
Gojos_right_ear is my favorite person ever!
Gojos_right_ear by P00py132 September 4, 2021

___gojos.wife___ 

You’re really ___gojos.wife___ 🤗
___gojos.wife___ by Your_mom_;) October 20, 2021

gojos.ballz 

When someone kins jjba characters and makes videos on the internet about it.
Friend 1: “omg. You’re such a gojos.ballz”
Friend 2: “I don’t kin jjba characters…
gojos.ballz by S0rrelSu March 4, 2022

gojos_kfc_order

hottest mf on tiktok. SLAY QUEEN KISS ME RN ISTG <3333 ILYYY
"omg have you heard of @gojos_kfc_order on tiktok??"
"no lemme see.. omg she's hot😲"
gojos_kfc_order by majaaaaa March 10, 2022
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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