Going Walmart

verb, noun Go-ing Wal-mart Spinoff of term, "Going Postal" infers to the act of committing gun violence in a series of workplace violence related killing rampages of recent times.

Going Walmart. *Slang: 1. The boss seems pretty irritable right now, God I hope he doesn't go "Walmart" on us. 2. Don't chew' go n' pull a "Walmart" like wtf's gone down before, bruh! 3. Betta' stay outa' da' breakroom today cuz'! That one boss is workin' tunite' yo. 4. Best walk around to the side door dawg! Ima see a employee pullin' in wid' his pickup truck at a high rate of speed towards the front door man. Let's book it!!!

by bovobruh December 30, 2022

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going to walmart

code phrase for "going to steal shit at walmart". the term "going to walmart" implies shoplifting because that is the purpose of any visit to walmart.

Michael: "i want a rip stick. we are going to walmart..."
Alex: "i was thinking the same thing, im hungry. bring your poofy jacket chris."
Chris: "fuckkk yeahh"

by Awwwrex January 4, 2011

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Going Walmart • going to walmart • Going Ham • going steady • Going Commando • Going Rogue • Going Green • going out • going down • going postal

Going to Walmart

Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."

Other variations include:

"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.

I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

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