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VERB: to screw something up and still manage to get away with it, but still boast that it was done on purpose and done with skill.
Boy, I was cutting down a tree yesterday and I goheened one of the branches and it accidentally hit the dog. Turns out that it was my least favorite dog and the branch buried him into the ground for me!
Goheen by PEMOIII May 18, 2021
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Molly Goheen 

Shes literally a crackhead. Has a bracelet that make me CACKLE it says "Thats Cute." Laughs at anything. Swims like a dying platypus
Paige: Sees "Thats Cute" bracalet on Molly Goheen s hand
Paige: AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cries AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Related Words
shortened term for vagina. commonly used by people from newfoundland.
my gheena got stretched
gheena by EmilyBoobins February 9, 2010
a female or small gobshite as i would define it,something i tend to call small women,(girlfriend)not meant as offensive
shut up out of that ya gobeen
get out of the way ye gobeen ye
stop eating all my jam ye gobeen
gobeen by dave mack September 14, 2006

Gheenius 

One who is like Einstein minus all the genius baggage. Gheenius is an Irish word which when translated into English means "Spring Her".
The little gheenius must be ready for lunch. She's got her helmet and splash guard on.
Gheenius by Diarhea Monsoon January 10, 2009

Aman goheer 

why do you keep getting moved in class your acting like Aman goheer
Aman goheer by sdfhm September 19, 2018
A place in West Cork so cut off from civilisation that they had to resort to incest to carry on only because its Impossible to impregnate a donkey. Which would suit someone better because the people from goleen are uglier than such animal. The only area worse than goleen in the known universe is durrus
Ah here I have to go to goleen.

Why the fuck are you doing that?

Because Im doing work experience in the cafe post office.
Ah fuck don't get taken by the inbreds they got cian the other day.

Wish me luck.
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