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Dutch gonker
A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
Gonk Droid
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.
Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk
Gonk Droid by DEW ETT December 17, 2017
goinked
Damo: Ya know Bazza got staunched last night at the tav?
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.
goinked by Lil PineOCleen November 8, 2019
Professor Genki
The most badass Human/Cat man of all saintsrowness. He has his own octopus launcher, man-apult, and stylish jumpsuit. He is the hosts of all hosts, and hostlyness. Let us prey, to our lord, Genki, professor Genki, exalted one.
"Hey man I just fist-bumped lord Professor Genki! Do you think some of his awesomeness will rub off onto me?"
" No way dude... He's to FREAKING AWESOME to let that happen..."
" Aww, you're right..."
" No way dude... He's to FREAKING AWESOME to let that happen..."
" Aww, you're right..."
Professor Genki by Professor Genki December 5, 2011
Goonks
The sound made from a large container of liquid (like a.gallon of milk or OJ) when it is first opened and poured out... the noise that is made is like "goonk goonk goonk goonk goonk"
Kids game. Taking turns at mealtime to get the "goonks" from freshly opened beverages ... and there was hell to pay if someone stole the goonks from then jug before their turn to receive them!! I'm telling Mom!!
Goonks by Sunshine247365 July 7, 2015