god of sex

the imaginary god who grants you a 'taste' at his/her/its' leisure. -what remains in the background chuckling to itself whether you 'strike big' or not. if you are/were a good little 'person' perhaps the god of sex will grant YOU a 'taste'!!
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jen, i saw you with muscles mcfoolsley last night? did you get a treatment...-yes, thanks to the god of sex!!!

the god of sex greenlit me with rosanna last night, i almost 'tacked out on that!!!!

god of sex by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Turtle God of Sex 

When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .

" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"

Turtle God of Sex by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018