Definitions by fowlmouthedfeminist

Free Bleed 

When you're on your period and instead of yamming a chunk of cotton up your vagine or wearing a diaper you just let your blood free flow .

"Hey girl do you need a tampon to shove up there ? " ... " No thanks I'm free bleeding and it feels great ! "

Free Bleed by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018

Turtle God of Sex 

When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .

" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"

Turtle God of Sex by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018