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God moment 

When one experiences a moment where God's real plan/presence/love is revealed. It can be experienced through song, prayer, others words/actions or simply a random feeling of serenity or feelings as such.
We were down $500 from paying for the tickets to the play for our Christmas Youth Group Field Trip, but not being able to go because of the storm, it was truly a God moment when, anonomously, a donation was made specifically for the youth for that exact amount.
God moment by deee27359 September 28, 2009
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False God Moment

When you read a word or phrase incorrectly due to a too-quick glance, a trick of the eye, or some other misunderstanding.
1. Q: Why does that billboard say "Florida: False God!"??
A: It says "Florida: Feels Good!". Wow, what a great False God Moment.

2. "I just had a False God Moment -- I thought that e-mail said 'Raging Bluths' but it really said 'raging bulls.' "
False God Moment by Question Marx January 21, 2020

Premature God Damn it Moment 

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.
Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!

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'Oh My God!!!' moments

Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.
Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026