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Pounding God's Fist 

A sexual maneuver in which a partner fists a girl in both holes at the same time, then pounds his fists together from inside. God, in this situation, is whoever does the deed. After all, who the fuck else could manage to do such a thing?
"Last night, I was pounding God's fist."
"You did WHAT? HOW FUCKING LOOSE WAS SHE?!"
Pounding God's Fist by sheepdrea August 4, 2008

Fist of God

when you drink too much of a carbonated beverage and the gases get stuck in your throat, causing you to feel an intense pain as the gases force their way back up
It's a really hot day so you grab a Sprite and take a huge gulp. Then, you feel it lodge in your throat as one giant burp that won't come out. It just sits in your throat for a while and then painfully forces its way out. You think," Ohhhh, I'm glad that's over. The fist of god really hurts!"
Fist of God by turtle4 September 1, 2013

The fist of God 

When a person PUNCHES a girl in the vagina, and the girl is so loose your whole fist fits inside her vagina!

WARNING!: "may cause bruising"
She was so loose, I was able to perform the, "The Fist of God" on her!
The fist of God by patrickw1 April 7, 2011

Like the Fist of an Angry God 

To fuck a hot girl with incredible force, it would be like hitting her with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God".
OMG, that chick is so hot, I would hit it Like The Fist of An Angry God.

Fist of an angry god 

What I was gonna pound her like.
"Oh man, her ass was so fine in those jeans. I was gonna pound her like the fist of an angry god!"

"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall."
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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