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Pounding God's Fist 

A sexual maneuver in which a partner fists a girl in both holes at the same time, then pounds his fists together from inside. God, in this situation, is whoever does the deed. After all, who the fuck else could manage to do such a thing?
"Last night, I was pounding God's fist."
"You did WHAT? HOW FUCKING LOOSE WAS SHE?!"
Pounding God's Fist by sheepdrea August 4, 2008

Fist of God

when you drink too much of a carbonated beverage and the gases get stuck in your throat, causing you to feel an intense pain as the gases force their way back up
It's a really hot day so you grab a Sprite and take a huge gulp. Then, you feel it lodge in your throat as one giant burp that won't come out. It just sits in your throat for a while and then painfully forces its way out. You think," Ohhhh, I'm glad that's over. The fist of god really hurts!"
Fist of God by turtle4 September 1, 2013

The fist of God 

When a person PUNCHES a girl in the vagina, and the girl is so loose your whole fist fits inside her vagina!

WARNING!: "may cause bruising"
She was so loose, I was able to perform the, "The Fist of God" on her!
The fist of God by patrickw1 April 7, 2011

Like the Fist of an Angry God 

To fuck a hot girl with incredible force, it would be like hitting her with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God".
OMG, that chick is so hot, I would hit it Like The Fist of An Angry God.

Fist of an angry god 

What I was gonna pound her like.
"Oh man, her ass was so fine in those jeans. I was gonna pound her like the fist of an angry god!"

"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall."
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