Imaginary figure invented by primitive humans used to explain why natural events like, for exemple, raining happened
by ren May 1, 2004
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The savior of the world. The king of kings,the holy one.
Today I went to church to worship God
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God is a being which, in its various incarnations, has been directly responsible for more human suffering than any other despot or dictator in the history of the human race.

Many mistakenly attribute the creation of the universe to this entity. However, this is not accurate. At best, God was smoking a reefer when things got started up - at worst, God doesn't exist.

More wars and irrational slaughtering have occurred in the name of God than in any other name. All said, the death-toll is believed to be at least, in collective, the total population of the Earth as it stands today.

Prayer is an act typically directed at God. However, there is no statistical correlation between prayer and the desired outcomes asked for in prayer. Therefore, if God does exist, it's statistically proven that it doesn't care for the plight of man.

The concept of God, in the west, is largely associated with Abrahamic faiths, namely Christianity, Islam, and Judaism. These faiths are also the three major monotheistic belief systems of the word and are each, in their own regards spreading a dangerous meme in which God is portrayed as kind, good and merciful. God is none of these things.

Historically, according to the old testament, God is a petty and jealous being. These are the earliest records of existence and concept of God.

Religions that lack a God tend to be more objective and peaceful. For an example, see Buddhism.
How can you kill millions, ignore the requests of those who adore you - more or less brushing them aside - and still have millions of people think you're the greatest thing ever? Be God.
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A Puppet Master bent on destroying the World by creating Satan.
God: Satan your job is to destroy the World since I created everything

Satan: Ok I'm off See ya in a few centuries
by Kaiser aka Kai May 31, 2007
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A fake, untrue illusion that many fall prey to believing in. Many Christians look towards God for guidance and direction in their life, but sadly they are only talking to the air.
Some Christian Kid: Do you believe in God?
Random Guy: No, I don't believe in things that don't exist.
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God is love, holy and infinite. He is in Christianity the Creator of the universe. He allows people to choose between Him and evil, He does not force people to choose. Every one sins, and He died on the Cross for our sins so they could be forgiven and we can go to be with the Lord. Jesus is God in flesh and they are one in 3 parts; God the father, God the son, God the Holy spirit. Salvation is not through good deeds but by faith in Jesus Christ and believing that He became sin for us so that we may be forgiven and have eternal life when we shall pass away and go to heaven to be with him. God loves everyone and does not cause suffering or pain but helps to calm bad situations and is always present. If a person does not believe, they will not go to heaven and go to eternal darkness.Our eternal happiness is the most important thing God has in mind for those who believe and that all creation comes to this end. Everyone has free will and can decide whether or not they want to let go and let God lead them to all things good and blessed. To believe in God is what a christian is, those who are Christ like, to read out of God's word, the bible and keep His commandments and believe He died for our sins and loves us. You can learn more about God at a local christian church and by seeking God through prayer.
Romans 5:8 but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.

1 John 4:7-8 Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love.

Deuteronomy 7:9 Know therefore that the LORD your God is God, the faithful God who keeps covenant and steadfast love with those who love him and keep his commandments, to a thousand generations.

John 13:34-35 A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another. By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”

Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.

Proverbs 8:17 I love those who love me, and those who seek me diligently find me.
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