Gobbler's Knob

The head of penis. (Citing the fact the the scrotum is likened to a Turkey's gobbler.)

OW! Oh man, the groundhog isn't coming out this year, I just got nailed on Gobbler's Knob!

Gobbler's Knob by zibby-da-boo December 2, 2010

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Gobbler's Knob

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.

I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!

Gobbler's Knob by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

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Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.

Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.

Gobblers Knob by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

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Gobblers Knob

A place located in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania and slang for feasting at a trough of dicks.

Yo homie! Where’s your moms at? Oh shit, she’s at Gobblers Knob.

Gobblers Knob by Gus The Groundhog February 2, 2021

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Gobblers knob

Gobblers knob is the place Caydens mom lives. It is named after the fact that she is the best knob gobbler around. It is located in English town, Cape Breton and is a popular go to place for the famous Malkie Woodland.

Guy 1: I just got back from the gobblers knob.
Guy 2: How was Caydens mom?
Guy 1: good, I fucked her.

Gobblers knob by The Cape Breton Jigglo February 3, 2022

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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