Goat nuts

What tards call each other for sport.
by squirrel March 17, 2004
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Goat Nuts

Really saggy balls, like a goat. My friend's scumbag ex husband has them and now its part of our vocab.
My boys are hangin' so low, I've got goat nuts.
by Jen December 17, 2004
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Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.
After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 01, 2020
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Billy Goat Nut Tap

When one gets stricken in the genitals with such force causing them to make the noise of a billy goat.
Damn Joey, that was one hell of a Billy Goat Nut Tap!
by Nut Shot February 04, 2014
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