gnomism

A psychological disorder which, in most cases, a dwarf-like man tries to make himself bigger by cutting bigger men down in an attempt to gain size or to make advances in the workplace. It has been reported, in rare cases, that the affected have broken into homes of the bigger people they encounter on a daily basis and gnawed off the soles of shoes in yet another attempt to gain stature.

I was thrown under the bus by a guy at work yesterday. But it's alright, he suffers from gnomism.

by DblGeezBurgers May 15, 2014

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gnomist

Someone that hates gnomes.

Stupid gnomist's always picking on the little guys...

by Labmixz March 15, 2009

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Genomism

A policy of discrimination towards a individual or group due to the presence of markers within their genetic code.

(Future-Slang)
The doctrine or system under which a individual(s) identifiable genetic markers makes them open for discrimination. Under Genomism, a person can be accessed and determined fit or unfit for a occupation, activity or even inclusion within the society itself, all without consideration of personal achievements, ability or demeanor.

This can extend to imprisoning a person in which no crime had (yet) been committed but which a person has a genetic makeup indicating a likelihood of crime.

To (il)legally discriminate due to a DNA analysis.

"I didn't get the job because they sampled my DNA and determined that I had a 37% likelihood of reduced proficiency..."

See film: GATTACA (1997)

by Flip February 18, 2005

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Kípos Gnomismós

The worship of Garden Gnomes, Garden Gnomes are the deities in this religion. Garden Gnomes in Kípos Gnomismós are believed to be the creators of everything, but most primarily space and time

The teacher of science class, Mr Unwac, believes in Kípos Gnomismós.

by a4menti November 24, 2021

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