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A psychological disorder which, in most cases, a dwarf-like man tries to make himself bigger by cutting bigger men down in an attempt to gain size or to make advances in the workplace. It has been reported, in rare cases, that the affected have broken into homes of the bigger people they encounter on a daily basis and gnawed off the soles of shoes in yet another attempt to gain stature.
I was thrown under the bus by a guy at work yesterday. But it's alright, he suffers from gnomism.
gnomism by DblGeezBurgers May 15, 2014
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Stupid gnomist's always picking on the little guys...
gnomist by Labmixz March 15, 2009

Genomism 

A policy of discrimination towards a individual or group due to the presence of markers within their genetic code.

(Future-Slang)
The doctrine or system under which a individual(s) identifiable genetic markers makes them open for discrimination. Under Genomism, a person can be accessed and determined fit or unfit for a occupation, activity or even inclusion within the society itself, all without consideration of personal achievements, ability or demeanor.

This can extend to imprisoning a person in which no crime had (yet) been committed but which a person has a genetic makeup indicating a likelihood of crime.

To (il)legally discriminate due to a DNA analysis.
"I didn't get the job because they sampled my DNA and determined that I had a 37% likelihood of reduced proficiency..."

See film: GATTACA (1997)
Genomism by Flip February 18, 2005

Kípos Gnomismós

The worship of Garden Gnomes, Garden Gnomes are the deities in this religion. Garden Gnomes in Kípos Gnomismós are believed to be the creators of everything, but most primarily space and time
The teacher of science class, Mr Unwac, believes in Kípos Gnomismós.
Kípos Gnomismós by a4menti November 24, 2021
anything on ones person that resembles something a gnome would look like, wear etc.
Man.. that dude's beard is looking kind of gnomish.
gnomish by forshtastic December 12, 2012

gnomish marine corps 

An awesome online gaming clan that plays America's Army, Call of Duty, and Planetside.
www.gnomishmarinecorps.net
man, the Gnomish Marine Corps just kicked my ass!

Gnomishtv 

Gnomishtv loves the movie Gnomeo and Juliet, and loves to play with his dog Witty. He is 5’9” and is a chad at Minecraft pvp.
Oh my god is that the real gnomishtv? He’s such a chad at Minecraft! His skin is so scruptious!
Gnomishtv by sunnybutfunny August 27, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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