Gnome King

The Gnome King is a title given to only one who is worthy of its title. They are almost like a god. Except the Gnome King is cancerous.

"Look Dad, it's Keemstar!"
Why does he look like a Fucking Gnome?"
"He is the Gnome King!"

by IAmDaTroof June 21, 2016

kingdom hall gnome

A feeling that makes you not do wrong things, often found in young teens

The night when James broke the oil pan on the Kia, he should of listened to Josh's feeling of a kingdom hall gnome.

by Josh March 26, 2003

Gnomeing

Gnomeing is the act of taking garden gnomes from various houses. You must be wearing dark clothes, and it must be very very late. You may either discard the gnomes on someones lawn as a joke, or keep them; depending on your level of desperation for social interactions. Just never get caught with them.

Did you hear they got arrested for Gnomeing?

by GnomesMcGee January 26, 2011