glurp

when a goat falls due to a extreme fright

"Oh no the goat just glurped"

by kermit the frog #1 October 22, 2023

Glurp?

When ur fucked up and can’t think of anything funny to say, so you just exclaim “glurp” to fill the awkward silence.

“Glurp?”

by Mr tumbolus February 16, 2020

Glurps

Giving head or a blowjob.

Yo bro did you get the glurps last night.

by Kqgdkwvrkq June 9, 2020