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Glued On 

A glued on, much like a strap on, but instead of velcro to adhere the dildo on, it is used with an adhesive glue solution, such as gorilla glue, hot glue, or Elmers glue.
squidward: "hey did you see amy's glued on last night"
Postman: "yeah she fucked me so good"
Glued On by postman squidward August 15, 2016
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Glue on Roach 

A type of ritualistic sacrifice in which a person performs the action of pouring glue, (usually Elmers) on a roach, sticking it to the tile. This ritual will be performed inside a school bathroom, and will also be performed while the person who sacrifices the roach screams "GLUE ON ROACH!" This sacrifice is performed to the glue gods to grant unlimited glue to the person who sacrifices the roach. As the ritual continues the person sacrificing the roach will get progressively get more illiterate, making the chant more caveman like.
"GLUE ON THE ROACH!" "GLUE ON ROACH!"
Glue on Roach by gay bhiiiiioy July 13, 2019

glue on roach 

glue on da roach bro
oh shit

glue on roach baby
glue on roach by huemingo May 22, 2020

Put glue on my pants 

Attempting to fool or manipulate someone.
You can't put glue on my pants. I know there's no such thing as military bases in Antarctica.
Put glue on my pants by moose90 April 13, 2021

Glue on roach 

It’s when your friend get a little heated or something you just shout glue on roach and he’ll calm down
Yo Owen chill there’s glue on roach
Glue on roach by Goofy got smoke September 30, 2019
As in; are you high on glue? An ad hominem logical fallacy. A play on words referring to the desperation of an individual's actions or words, accusing them of becoming intoxicated on the poorest of substances, or in other words, doing anything to further themselves from sober, logical thinking by way of intentional self delusion. To be stuck on an illogical conclusion, or belief system, to such an extent that a person is literally, and purposefully deluding themselves by way of substance abuse.

Commonly used as a logical fallacy, to battle other logical fallacies, usually unbeknownst to either party.
What are you high on, glue?

You on glue?
On glue by The Northerner November 26, 2010

butter on glue 

Oh i cracked the enemy maggie, stick to me like butter on glue
butter on glue by gabrielkaris February 15, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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