Gluckular 

Adjective. Often means unpalatably thick. Too thick to enjoy. Some people would say "glucky", but that's gross.

Jacob: Hey Mark, I walked past your room last night. I heard someone choking. Was there an intruder?

Mark: Yeah, Jake. Cindy thought she could handle it this time.

Jacob: Oh! So she couldn't handle the gluckular Bo staff?

Mark: I swear, girls these days are built different. Only you've been able to take it so far.

Jacob: Speaking of, can I get in on that once more?

Mark: Fuck off, man! I told you, I'm not doing gay shit anymore.

Gluckular by sanitised_fart July 6, 2021

gluckulence 

unexpected flatulence caused by an intense gag, triggered by deep-throating.

She experienced a bit of gluckulence when getting into her blow job game.

gluckulence by stacinator79 July 14, 2022

glumpular 

A card company founded in 1617 by one british and another half british male humans.

dude i just got my new Glumpular cards!!!!

glumpular by John May 13, 2005

Glugular 

A tequila shot from a man genitals. First: the penis is rimmed in salt, then squirt lime on the ball sack. Then lick the penis, then ball sack, then a tequila shot and finish with a cum shot

I totally saw someone glugular with Toni last night! Wish it was me.

Glugular by Rump/Thug Shaker February 20, 2023