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Glow Squid 

The most useless Mob to ever exist literally just a retexture of the normal squid. The glow squid doesn't hypnotize you (google it if you don't believe me), it doesn't actually glow but the texture just doesn't get dark, the only other drop it has besides ink sacs is prismarine shards.
The Glow Squid shouldn't have won the mob vote since it is useless.
Also yes I am salty about the Glow Squid winning and I hope everyone who voted for it regrets it.
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Glow squid 

The Glow squid is a new genetic mutation of the squid, giving it the ability to glow and making it more powerful. Soon the evil Squid Empire will take over the world and enslave all of humanity. Only the Iceologer gang has the power to fight off these beasts.
oh no, the squids are taking over!!!!

The Glow squids are too powerful!!!
I should have voted for the Iceologer.
Glow squid by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020

Glow Squid 

The winner of Minecraft's most recent Mob Vote. It's literally just a squid that hypnotizes you.
Friend: Hey, which mob did you vote for in the Mob Vote?
You: the Glow Squid.
Friend: Cool!
Glow Squid by Frog Boi October 3, 2020

Glow Squid 

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
Glow Squid by Chrispies September 15, 2022

Circle glow squid 

A stupid glow squid who likes to cancel his friends on twitter for absolutely no reason
Hey you're circle glow squid? Oh then stop using Twitter.
Circle glow squid by Some emerald guy November 15, 2021

Circle A Glow Squid

A combination of a mob from Minecraft 1.17 called glow squid and a human (Bioluminescent Squid with human body), could be spotted in Minecord, everyday active time range is wide. Could be also a name for a Moderator.
Hi Circle A Glow Squid, nice to meet you!

glowsquiid 

A variety (most content of hers revolve around the dream SMP) content tiktok account.
“Hey! Have you seen glowsquiid’s new tiktok video?”
“Which one??”
“The one about the beeduo meetup!”
glowsquiid by kiwipill !! June 29, 2021
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