Globocall

A telemarketing call conducted by a bank of operators in a (third world) country as an attempt to rival the annoyance of the Robocall but with a personal touch and presumably without adding cost.

A good Globocall is characterized by any of the following: severe phoneline static, several seconds of latency, a caller with an essentially incomprehensible accent, and of course a caller that clearly has no idea where you are or what you may be doing at the time of these always inconvenient calls.

I'm sure glad we outsourced our super annoying telemarketing campaign. Those Globocallers are much more sympathetic than the machines. Too bad they sound like they are 300 ft under water, or in an elevator, or both.

by pr1234 January 26, 2010

globollocks

Breathless and/or mendacious "Globalization" pieces from neoliberal commentators. A lot of pop economics insists that increased trade in services, intellectual property, and equities will solve every significant problem.

The American Enterprise Institute (AEI) is always good for a large steaming helping of globollocks.

by Abu Yahya September 28, 2008

globally delayed

The new politically correct word for retarded or slow to learn about everything.

Peter had to take 3rd grade for the third time. He's globally delayed.

by Paula Steeves November 18, 2006

Globally warm

Extremely hot day, apparently due to the effects of global warming

Jeez this must be the first globally warm day of the year

by Bobertino228 March 16, 2009

Globally Ghetto

A boy of girl that made it out of the Ghetto without forgetting the people and the traits of where he/she come from.

“I can’t belief how Tasha moved to a rich neighbourhood, I bet she has changed into a rich bitch”. “Nah I don’t think so, she called me yesterday to crack some jokes and asked if I needed something. She will never forget where she’s from, she is Globally Ghetto”.

by Globally Ghetto February 2, 2018

Globally Ghetto

A boy of girl that made it out of the Ghetto without forgetting the people and the traits of where he/she come from.

“I can’t belief how Tasha moved to a rich neighbourhood, I bet she has changed into a rich bitch”. “Nah I don’t think so, she called me yesterday to crack some jokes and asked if I needed something. She will never forget where she’s from, she is Globally Ghetto”.

by Globally Ghetto February 2, 2018

Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.

"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"

by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023