Global Elite 

The pinnacle of all CS:GO players, the Global Elite destroys everyone in matchmaking who dares to oppose them.

This Global Elite is too good for me!

Global Elite by LilBabyBudgie February 4, 2018

The Global Elite

The best rank in CS:GO that only hackers and boosted cunts can achieve...

Me: Hello gaijs, what ranks are you guys...?
The rest of the team:The Global Elite!!!
Me: Hackers/Boosted Cunts!
The rest of the team: Vote by: {player}

kick player: {you}

The Global Elite by UpbeatDragoon10 August 1, 2017

Theory of Global Secret Elites

The belief that a single, coordinated, and immensely wealthy transnational cabal—often described in terms like the "Illuminati" or "globalists"—secretly directs world events from behind the scenes. This theory posits a unified group manipulating finance, media, and conflict to achieve a long-term goal like a "New World Order." It is a conspiracy theory that simplifies complex global dynamics into a story of a single, malignant puppet master.

*Example: Proponents of the Theory of Global Secret Elites might claim that the 2008 financial crisis, the COVID-19 pandemic, and a major war are all orchestrated by the same group of bankers and oligarchs to depopulate the planet and establish a totalitarian world government—a narrative that connects disparate, complex events into a single, sinister plot.*

Theory of Global Secret Elites by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019