Global Elite 

The pinnacle of all CS:GO players, the Global Elite destroys everyone in matchmaking who dares to oppose them.

This Global Elite is too good for me!

Global Elite by LilBabyBudgie February 4, 2018

The Global Elite

The best rank in CS:GO that only hackers and boosted cunts can achieve...

Me: Hello gaijs, what ranks are you guys...?
The rest of the team:The Global Elite!!!
Me: Hackers/Boosted Cunts!
The rest of the team: Vote by: {player}

kick player: {you}

The Global Elite by UpbeatDragoon10 August 1, 2017

Theory of Global Secret Elites

The belief that a single, coordinated, and immensely wealthy transnational cabal—often described in terms like the "Illuminati" or "globalists"—secretly directs world events from behind the scenes. This theory posits a unified group manipulating finance, media, and conflict to achieve a long-term goal like a "New World Order." It is a conspiracy theory that simplifies complex global dynamics into a story of a single, malignant puppet master.

*Example: Proponents of the Theory of Global Secret Elites might claim that the 2008 financial crisis, the COVID-19 pandemic, and a major war are all orchestrated by the same group of bankers and oligarchs to depopulate the planet and establish a totalitarian world government—a narrative that connects disparate, complex events into a single, sinister plot.*

Theory of Global Secret Elites by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026