The best rank in CS:GO that only hackers and boosted cunts can achieve...
Me: Hello gaijs, what ranks are you guys...?
The rest of the team:The Global Elite!!!
Me: Hackers/Boosted Cunts!
The rest of the team: Vote by: {player}
The belief that a single, coordinated, and immensely wealthy transnational cabal—often described in terms like the "Illuminati" or "globalists"—secretly directs world events from behind the scenes. This theory posits a unified group manipulating finance, media, and conflict to achieve a long-term goal like a "New World Order." It is a conspiracy theory that simplifies complex global dynamics into a story of a single, malignant puppet master.
*Example: Proponents of the Theory of Global Secret Elites might claim that the 2008 financial crisis, the COVID-19 pandemic, and a major war are all orchestrated by the same group of bankers and oligarchs to depopulate the planet and establish a totalitarian world government—a narrative that connects disparate, complex events into a single, sinister plot.*
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.