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A Large and hard penis that will not go floppy until a woman hits it very hard with a stick.
Last night I had a glizzle and my girl fixed it...Damn it was good!
glizzle by Yizle May 29, 2008
A cock that won't go down before the girl hits it real hard.
"DANG. I had a glizzle last night."
"Dam. That must've hurt."
"It did. She hit it REAL hard."
"Your such a looser."
Glizzle by glizzle May 29, 2008

Blowdizzle my Glizzle

Another word for getting that 90/10, knee buckler kunuckler, slopper rocker blobber, turkey slurpee werpy, shlob on me knob, tickle my balls, bluggy bloma my chroma, juicy lucie, shnibble my kibbles, slobby knobby wobby, lemonstration my crustation, dum dum jimmy sum, gawk gawk 9000, weewwechu. Or blowjob
Bro 1 - Hey. You know Kevin’s sister?
Bro 2 - Yah, heard she gives some of that good stuff, if you know what I mean
Bro 1 - What’re you talking about?

Bro 2 - Oh you know, some of that “blowdizzy ya glizzy” shit
Bro 1 - Dude.. I was thinking about asking for her hand in marriage..

Bro 2 - Oh fuck, sorry man
Bro 1- Nah, thanks for making my decision final, can’t wait for her to “blowdizzle my glizzle”

Blowdizzle My Glizzle

Slang term for - Getting that 90/10, knee buckler kunuckler, slopper rocker blobber, turkey slurpee werpy, shlob on me knob, tickle my balls, bluggy bloma my chroma, juicy lucie, shnibble my kibbles, slobby knobby wobby, lemonstration my crustation, dum dum jimmy sum, gawk gawk 9000, weeweechu. Or blowjob
Bro 1 - Hey. You know Kevin’s sister?
Bro 2 - Yah, heard she gives some of that good stuff, if you know what I mean
Bro 1 - What’re you talking about?

Bro 2 - Oh you know, some of that “blowdizzy ya glizzy” shit
Bro 1 - Dude.. I was thinking about asking for her hand in marriage..

Bro 2 - Oh fuck, sorry man
Bro 1- Nah, thanks for making my decision final, can’t wait for her to “blowdizzle my glizzle”

Grizzled 

When your boyfriend spends two years on another planet he may come back bigger and stronger but also quite grizzled
''Are you sure your not his bigger, cooler, grizzled older brother''
Grizzled by bitchassrubberneck June 18, 2018

Grizzled 

A slightly gay term to describe your boyfriend who came back from a foreign planet 2 years later. He may have arrived taller, cooler, and grizzled. You may mistake him for his secret twin brother.
How do we know you're the real Keith and not his taller, cooler, and grizzled twin brother?
Grizzled by Connor_murphy_7 July 17, 2018