a school full of dirty ass stinky ass bitches and racist ass rednecks. don’t forget those weird ass fucking furrys. and the ANNOYING ass vsco girls. and all the teachers are dick heads and the school is just a piece of shit.
The school thats divided in to two parts, Faggots and Rednecks that think its funny to put ’’yee yee’’ stickers on their whack ass trucks. The teachers don’t know what they’re doing but the principals are cool. The school itself looks like a kindergardner that put two carboard boxes together, and the green windows look like a glass painting i made back in 1st grade please they’re so awful like please someone bring god down and knock them out. The ceilings are so short that even short kids (like me) feel claustrophobic. Lastly, the band sucks ass. I’m sorry but y’all make hidden valley’s band look good. Like learn to play a fuckin note bro.
*me going to my school’s football game*
Friend: “your band sucks ass“
Me: “yeah they really do let’s go to the cave spring’s side and vibe with their band“
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.