a debilitating disease affecting a particular kind of Glenn species. They internally combust when an "n" is mistakenly omitted from their names. Their gigantic ego is understandably at its peak in male change rooms when they have succeeded getting through the door, which can be a real hinderance if a Glenn is stuck with the highly potent strain of this disease.
oh look, Glenn is making another lame change room joke, he should be checked for Glennego
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.