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Glasscow Kiss 

1. Kissed performed unto one through the use of a cow made from glass or glass-like material.

2. The improper spelling of "Glasgow Kiss" generally perpetuated by individuals of the female species"
(To anyone that has recently become an enemy to said female)

"Your gunna get glasscow kisssed."

(Note the ignorance used when attempting to spell this otherwise formidable action.)
Glasscow Kiss by S3C7R4 January 5, 2009
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glassgow kiss 

A fighting move that involves grabbing your opponent by the shoulders and bringing your forehead into their nose, thus breaking it and initiating the fight.
Chris: Dude, John totally kissed Dan glassgow style!
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David: Dude, that guy pisses me off so much, I'm going to give him a glassgow kiss!
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Craig: Dude, he got glassgow kissed!
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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