glass of water 

usually a tall, slender, sexually attractive female...appealing to some males...if not all males. she'll quench your thirst, alright.

"she's a tall glass of water over there...that's a hot one right there..."

glass of water by edibs January 16, 2004

glass of water 

a container made of glass that is filled with water, a filtered homo juice straight out of compton

yo we woz drinking dat glass of water namsayin

glass of water by Krkič November 4, 2020

glass of water 

adj. used to describe a very loose woman, i.e., one who has been the recipient of much porkage.

"dude, mandi is like a fucking glass of water."
"that doesn't make any sense."
"no, i mean fucking her is like sticking your dick into a glass of water."
"oh, i see. yes, she is quite the whore. and i think i'll pass on that drink."

glass of water by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

Glass of Water 

An object with a questionable intelligence. Screams better insults at me than chloe, red rennamon and you

I've had better insults screamed at me from a glass of water. Your non-sensical ramblings encourage your own idiocy.

Glass of Water by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Glass of Water

Someone who is genderfluid

"Why are you calling yourself a glass of water?" Person A asks B
"Because im genderfluid, water is a fluid, im a glass of water!"

Glass of Water by Parttimeboy2003 September 9, 2026

Glass of Water

A nickname for someone who is genderfluid

Water is a fluid, and I am genderFLUID, thus I am a glass of water

Glass of Water by Parttimeboy2003 September 9, 2026

Glass Of Water Girl 

A seemingly attractive female whom many men have fallen for initially, only for them to notice her dull personality.
You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all.
Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.

Eugene: Ugghh I sent this hilarious meme to jacky and all I got as a reply was ''Lmao'', I tried to continue the conversation and she just left me on read.
Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.

Glass Of Water Girl by Not Chirpy June 29, 2021