Glam Bulge

Adam Lamberts penis in his amazingly tight pants.

Adam: "Everybody loves my Glam Bulge!"

Sasha: "Didn't you read my tweet? I love vagina."

Tommy: "ME TOO!"

Neil: "Yeah, you keep thinking that Tommy..."

Tommy: "Shut up or I'll kick you ass."

Neil: "At least I have an ass, your back is connected to your legs."

Taylor: "Neil, Tommy said that on Twitter, you fail."

Neil: I know *sigh*

Taylor: "I read on twitter I have the ass of a black woman..."

Adam: "Read anything about my Glam Bulge?"

Taylor: "Just a few UNFs and Tommy was staring at it the entire show last night."

Tommy: "WAS NOT!"

Neil: "Can we PLEASE stop talking about my brothers penis?"

Adam: "You know you wish it was yours."

Issac and Brooke: "LAMBCEST!"

Glam Bulge by An Adam Lambert fan. November 11, 2010

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GLAMBULGE

THE ENTIRE PACKAGE OF ADAM LAMBERTS PRIVATE PARTS. ALSO SOMETIMES REFERS TO THE SHAPE OR PROTRUSION OF THESE PRIVATE PARTS THROUGH PANTS / JEANS.

THOSE JEANS REALLY EMPHASIZE ADAM'S GLAMBULGE!

GLAMBULGE by KELAN7 June 19, 2009

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Glambulge

Is a word used to describe Adam Lambert's glamorous and huge penis.

Adam Lambert's Glambulge is huge.

Did you see Adam Lambert's Glambuge?

Glambulge by DoMeAdam May 29, 2009

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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