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a word that is formed when the brain cannot decide whether to say glasses or goggles. Also a name for prescription goggles such as the type worn in sports.
Theresa: I need to wear goggles for lacrosse but I can't see anything without my glasses.
Kate: why dont you ask your mom to take you to the eye doctor to get some glaggles?
Theresa: good idea!

~and~

Taylor: The warm air in here is making my glaggles fog up
Zach: don't you mean your goggles?
Taylor: Yeah, but 'glasses' was the first word to jump into my head, then goggles, so they got slurred together
glaggles by eulien December 13, 2008
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glaggles
a word that is formed when the brain cannot decide whether to say glasses or goggles. Also a name for prescription goggles such as the type worn in sports.
Theresa: I need to wear goggles for lacrosse but I can't see anything without my glasses.
Kate: why dont you ask your mom to take you to the eye doctor to get some glaggles?
Theresa: good idea!

~and~

Taylor: The warm air in here is making my glaggles fog up
Zach: don't you mean your goggles?
Taylor: Yeah, but 'glasses' was the first word to jump into my head, then goggles, so they got slurred together

glaggles by eulien December 9, 2008

A new litter of glaggles 

The term "a new litter of glaggles" comes from the online meme of Glaggleland.
A made up theme park of smileyfaces, a new litter of glaggles are just a bunch of baby glaggles, the smileyfaces that rome glaggleland
This is such a joyous occurrence, a new litter of glaggles!
"i am a baby glaggle"
"i am a baby glaggle"

glaggleland 

The most wonderful place in the world - the place of dreams! A place filled with many smiley faces, nobody can stop smiling! Nobody can stop smiling! Oh how wonderous of a place this is!

Glaggleland is an amusement park with very safe rides and keeps the tourist of Glaggleland (Glagglers) entertained for all of eternity!
"Oh boy, I can't wait to go to Glaggleland!"
glaggleland by Ethnoid December 9, 2022

Glaggle Enphosogarger 

A device used to enphoso the Thorn Glognuts, the pastries eaten at Glaggleland.
The Glaggle Enphosogarger
Glaggle Enphosogarger by Glaggle August 4, 2022
glaggle by baby glaggle June 14, 2023

shats and gaggles 

a fun way of saying shits and giggles which will add some humor into anything because its so random and awesome.
Megan: hurhurhur LILY IM BRINGING MY CAMERA ON MONDAAAY :DDDDD

Stephen: Dont let her take pictures of you! she said she will shik to them!

Lily: WE BETTER LOOK LIKE DELICIOUS DRAG QUEENS THEN. FOR SHATS AND GAGGLES.
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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