GitLab 

The shitty knockoff of GitHub

dev 1: yo! send me ur GitHub profile.
dev 2: jokes on you i use GitLab like a real developer!
dev 1: This is why your wife left you.

GitLab by BrazenFox23 May 22, 2023

Gitlab 

GitLab is a Free and open-source source end-to-end control and issue tracker and more.
It is mainly used as an alternative to GitHub, which is closed source.

1: What's the GitHub repository name?
2: It's hosted on our private GitLab instance.

Gitlab by anonymous November 8, 2024

giolaboman 

the best dad you could ever have

giolaboman is a good dad

giolaboman by lepycat April 1, 2021

GITABS

Commonly known as "Get In There And Be Somebody", GITABS is a phrase used to describe a brotherhood of toolbags, community college seniors, and cunt-knuckles seeking attention who are all under the impression that they are part of an elite group, however consumed in their own vanity, that they believe "any pussy" is "their pussy". In their desperate attempt to live the life of a true college student they spend their nights playing beer pong anywhere a tournament sized table can unfold and feeding on weakened drunken girls as their prey. There is no shortage of high-fives and fist pumps as these aspiring "chach-bags" suck each other off in unrivaled attempts to maintain their status as a "SMASH BRO" of GITABS by completing 3 prerequisites within 30 days of each other. Though prestigious only to a few naive kids who seek to ultimately become an epic FAIL at life, the pre-reqs are as follows.

1. Sleep with a random female.

2. Sleep with waitress (or any girl from a restaurant scene)

3. Sleep with a girl who is ranted "9" or higher".

***All 3 pre-reqs must be separate girls.***

Smash Bro 1: "Dude...I think I'm gonna nail that bitch tonight!!...GITABS???"
Smash Bro 2: "GITABS bro, go for it"

**followed by a falsely motivated high five**

These twat-chops are intoxicated by their own delusion and will stop at nothing to complete these "coveted" tasks by pulling stunts that include but are not limited to:

-- cock-blocking for self gain

-- throwing themselves upon drunken sleeping women

-- sexual contact with minors

-- falsifying stories in hopes of getting more attention

-- (the most heinous of all) not pleasing ANY of the women they sleep with.

GITABS by Great Valhalla May 6, 2010

Gitlabyrinth 

In software development, developers use a tool called git to upload code to the cloud. When a developer messes up and gets lost in fit’s branches and commits, they’re caught in the “gitlabyrinth”.

The software developer made too many conflicting branches on GitHub and found himself caught in the gitlabyrinth.

Gitlabyrinth by Atomic Physics June 15, 2022

Girlable 

A chick who has accepted all her flaws and no one can use them against her , no matter what

She’s hella girlable , hence you’re seeing her flourishing the way she is . You can’t bring me down b*%# , can’t you see I’m girlable

Girlable by Muzzy Davo April 13, 2020

Girlable 

A chick who has accepted all her flaws and no one can use them against her , no matter what

She’s hella girlable , hence you’re seeing her flourishing the way she is . You can’t bring me down b*%# , can’t you see I’m girlable

Girlable by Muzzy Davo April 13, 2020