Girraffacorn

Girraffacorns are giraffes mixed with unicorns. Basically a girrafe with a horn. They are very magical and rare. If you spot one and don't harm or hurt it, you'll have good luck for a week. If you hurt or annoy it, have fun for the next week :/

Dude, I just saw a girraffacorn!

Really?

Yeah, and I hit it with a rock!

Hahahahahaha

What?

Have fun for the next week!

What do you mean?

You have bad luck now! Hahahahahahabdhahaba shouldn't have hit it!

Girraffacorn by sjdbvxjbainwkvdivxiv June 23, 2016

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Girrafficorn

Girraficorns are a mixture of Girraffes and Unicorns. They are the most amazing things ever created by who ever creaated the universe and they make everybody's world go around. They glitter and sparkle and are amazing.

Stephanie is such a wonderful person, she is such a girrafficorn!

Girrafficorn by GIRRAFICORN December 4, 2011

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Girafficornasaurus Rex

1.A giraffe, a unicorn, a t-rex all in one.

2. A creature with a long giraffe neck with giraffe spots and a unicorn horn and really small arms like a t-rex. With a beautiful tail like a unicorn.

Omg! I just saw a girafficornasaurus Rex. They are so cool.

Girafficornasaurus Rex by Harleequeen23 November 7, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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