The tendency for male
internet denizens to, in short, suck up to and give a lot of attention to females on the
internet. This raises their chances of ever getting laid with said females by about 0.0%.
Symptoms of
girl on the internet syndrome include making a big fuss when a person is found to be female, complimenting her every time she posts a picture, regarding her as a quality poster in a forum even if she isn't, giving her mindless attention, denying having girl on the internet syndrome, making sexist jokes so as to "prove" no preference toward
internet females, annoying women, asking women to be e-girlfriends, alienating women, asking for nude pics, and wondering why women don't seem to be on the internet that much.
Person 1: OMG, a
girl on the
Internet! I better respond every time she posts a pic of herself by saying she looks pretty. Maybe I'll get into her pants!
Person 2: dude, you have
girl on the internet syndrome.
Person 1: no I don't! Women belong in the kitchen.
Person 2: uhh, OK.
