Girlner

A girl boner

I want to stick my girlner in his boygina

by Silkentofu December 28, 2025

Craig Gilner

The character featured in It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini. He checks himself into a mental hospital and stays there for a few days. Ned Vizzini wrote the book in approximately one month and used about 85% of his actual experience; he added in the love triangle, changed his age during the events, manipulated the races and personalities of the actual people there, and changed some names around.

1: Isn't Craig Gilner awesome?
2: Yeah, he was pretty much based off of Ned Vizzini himself. Obviously he's cool.

by IAmBritish March 20, 2009

Girlnextdooritis

When guys only want to be your friend, never your boyfriend

"I've got girlnextdooritis, no matter what i do i'm only just gonna be his friend"

by little.lady.from June 28, 2009

girlvert

1. A woman who practices sexual perversion.
2. A female pervert.

That girl is so into sex, she's a girlvert.

by the ultimate girlvert August 22, 2006

girlperv

a girl who is a pervert, basically. she is creepy to guys the way male perverts are to girls.

Omg, Stacey is totally imagining that guy naked. shes such a girlperv!

by Beckley March 9, 2009

girlnem

Girlnem

like bronem (brother bro my gang) but referring to the girls. To all the girls that are gang , family.

“Girlnem pass me the wood” “thanks girlnem u my slime 4 life.”

by ValSoCold December 30, 2021

gilner

To rip off, scam, or swindle someone in a personal financial or otherwise transaction. An action violating fiduciary responsibility.

Typically involving retirement or investment assets. Also to perform an unsuitable action in business and personal relationships for an improper personal gain at the other parties expense.

You rolled a 401k into a VUL? You gilnered that guy.

Damn, you called my girlfriend last night after I left? Damn bro quit trying to gilner me!

by Matt R. E. January 29, 2008