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Girlfriend man

When you first have sex with your girlfriend and discover she has a penis

(aka a trap)
so I got her in my room and she wipped out a cock!
she was a girlfriend man!
Girlfriend man by johnathanpenisman February 24, 2010
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man-girlfriend 

A male friend who is a surrogate replacement of a girlfriend or spouse in a heterosexual way. MGs are in near constant communication and may talk more than an actual girlfriend or spouse. Similar to a wingman but with more responsibility, a man-girlfriend will do anything that is typically done by a girlfriend (other than sex). Seth and Evan, in the cult classic Superbad, were man-girlfriends.
“My man-girlfriend hasn’t called me today and I’m starting to get a little worried.”

“Dude, have you talked to Brady lately? What the hell is his problem? His man-girlfriend is out of town and he’s going into withdrawal.”
man-girlfriend by the_kaiser January 14, 2008

girlfriends man 

a guy who always has a girlfriend; relies on women for happiness, usually because of mommy issues.
“my ex got a girl right after we broke up.”
“girl- he’s a girlfriends man

“you always have a girlfriend. You’re a girlfriends man
girlfriends man by bonnie_yan December 27, 2022

Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend 

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

girlfriendmanship

Like sportsmanship, but for boyfriend duties: the art of being thoughtful, respectful, responsible, and emotionally attuned while mastering dating and relationship dynamics.

Good girlfriendmanship includes noticing subtle tweaks to her appearance, remembering small details, being mindful of her needs, knowing when to listen and when to offer advice, turning everyday chores into fun shared activities, and making her feel genuinely loved and appreciated.

In 2022, a forum user coined the term as a humorous way to describe relationship savvy.
Her day was a mess, so he ran her a bath, queued her favorite relaxation playlist, and left a heartfelt note on the mirror. Pure girlfriendmanship.

At a crowded party, Zac's girlfriendmanship really showed when he noticed her having a silent anxiety attack, brought her candy and water, and stayed with her until she felt ready to join the party.
girlfriendmanship by Zacci November 2, 2025
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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