When a non-ginger girl dates a ginger boy and break their heart, the boy curses the girl into having ginger hair for the rest of her life. Your hair will suddenly turn ginger after breakup and never goes away! Spooky shit!
Omg! Have you seen Sasha’s hair? She totally got the ginger curse after breaking up with Adrian!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.